a game to save you from an abusive
relationship:
On a rainy day after I had just been beaten by my cat and left for dead in the dumpster, I scrolled through my TikTok on my cracked screen iPhone 6, and an ad for this game came on my fyp. At that very moment when a character resembling
the queen of rap Onika Tanya Maraj, professionally known as Nicki Minaj, strutted across the screen wearing a pink camo outfit, I knew I had to download this app. Ever since then, I escaped the dumpster and got cosmetic surgery to make myself look more like my favorite character
in the game. I have gotten a restraining order against my abusive cat and moved back into my apartment. Every night before I go to bed, I play this game while listening to Nicki Minaj, and life is good. I recommend this game to any and everyone on this planet and I hope and pray that everyone can be saved by this game in all its glory.
