a man with a huge cock and gets what he wants when he want with no string attached, god like, pleases all the woman in there every desire
by bh;eifb;;pfrbn September 26, 2011
by Chris Machado October 7, 2006
A gentlemanly teen who acts like he is two generations behind on the world because he's so technologically inept despite having an engineer dad. The dummy thick clap of his asscheeks alerts the people around him as he approaches them. Acts with accordance to the law and with a polite and charming habit because he's a goody two shoes but in reality he's a sadistic edgy bitch who thinks acting depressed and being psychopathic is quirky and funny.
"You're such a Sam Higgs, you don't have an instagram account?!"
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."
"Damn you got a Sam Higgs ass!"
"Stop acting like a Sam Higgs."
by wyrdling September 13, 2020
You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.
by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 4, 2018
"Hey, you know how cool Mike is? said Josh"
"Higgs is Goid, God is Higgs." said Marc.
Well yeah...have you seen his pancake stack!
"Higgs is Goid, God is Higgs." said Marc.
Well yeah...have you seen his pancake stack!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs
Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.
Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.
Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.
by 1234567891234567891111 November 20, 2011
Someone who resists to take a shower because he is a huge fanboy of all video games and won't stop playing them.
James: When was the last time you took a shower.
Chester: When did this game come out?
James: A month ago.
Chester: There's your answer.
James: Your a dirty higgs..
Chester: When did this game come out?
James: A month ago.
Chester: There's your answer.
James: Your a dirty higgs..
by StraightUpDown November 22, 2011