Definitions by StraightUpDown

ukrainian cheese grater 

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

ukrainian cheese grater by straightupdown October 23, 2012

Dirty Higgs 

Someone who resists to take a shower because he is a huge fanboy of all video games and won't stop playing them.

James: When was the last time you took a shower.
Chester: When did this game come out?
James: A month ago.
Chester: There's your answer.
James: Your a dirty higgs..

Dirty Higgs by StraightUpDown November 21, 2011