Hickalitis

when you kiss a hick and start to like the hick species and never get over that one hick that gave it to you

Person 1: "did you kiss that boy?"
Person 2: "yes last night in his truck."
Person 1: "well sugar, you now have hickalitis"
Person 2: "well guess i'm never getting over him"

by janineisqueenn April 21, 2019

Lacka dickalitis

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Hickalicious

Have you ever seen prison christmas photos? This is the truest form of hickalicious. You take a prostitute or one of the inmate's wives/girlfriend and dress them up in a horribly slutty raggedy Mrs. Claus outfit that show huge amounts of cleavage and ass hanging out and take a family photo with the old man and his lady. Somewhere along the lines, there has to be front butt. Either from the ladies or the men.

Then everyone gathers around the cardboard cut out of a fire place, with no straight row of teeth and no man not resembling a cave man.

Proudly sporting his orange colors with the cell numbers on the sleeve, Ray was intoxicated from the hooch he left out for three extras months for this special occasion. His eyes gleamed with delight as his one arm wrapped around his lady and his other held Mrs. Claus's dirty underwear. That was his present that year, dirty underwear, just like back home! Except, these were from his wife, not a hooker.

Now that is a hickalicious holiday!

by tsunbot September 2, 2011

Heckatitis B

When you are so tizyte you become ill, and break out into the Bigelow at inappropriate times, especially while Donkey Punching.

Manwong is so gangsta, she gave turtle Heckatitis B when he donkey punched her

by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017

Hucklitis

A rare disorder where one cannot stop masturbation no matter how much he fights it off.
Usually a male figure

“I’ve had 37 wanks this week”
“Oh, I think you have Hucklitis again you should go get it checked out”

by Mr Hucks November 30, 2025