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Hermakey 

(pronounced: her-muh-kee) adjective

1. Used to describe the feeling that one experiences when waking up after a night of heavy drinking and the effects of the alcohol have not yet worn off. One may be hyper with a general feeling of well being and/or cheer. One most assuredly has lowered cognitive function and perceptual abilities yet this has no effect on the elevated mood.

2. Still drunk the next morning

Origin: The song "Hermakey" from Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking game

Root words: hyper, murky
Those Jägerbombs at 4:00AM left me completely hermakey this morning and I forgot to wear pants to work
Hermakey by Helga Nancy Gail November 16, 2012
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this is a word used when something is funny but not funny enough to make you laugh out loud (lol)
peanut-hey vinegar why is my butt big?

Vinegar-i dont know.. why?

peanut-because its not!!!

vinegar-henakers




turk-whats a boobie??
henakers by henakers March 23, 2009

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer
1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026