Herman

Herman is the term used when you see a man sucking another mans penis. it can also be used for a homosexual male that is desperate for sexual action. It can also mean a person that is soo deep in the closet they would have sex with the same gender just to prove they aren't gay, sometimes they can even have families.

"I think he's Herman."
"I hope i never meet a Herman in my life"

by The Sofa King, Mike Hawk December 13, 2017

Herman

A gay friend that loves Naruto and is often obese. He also likes Tai-jutsu but he sucks at it.

Friend: Hey Herman. NARUTO
Herman: Chidori! fuck yeah boy!
Friend: I hate my life. *commits suicide*

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

hermanitis

A disease when your ball sack is larger then your penis.

When Adam was born he had hermanitis

by Hermanitis December 2, 2005

the hermans

a loving couple that sucks each others dicks till they look like zebras. nancy and herman

the hermans got me looking like a zebra

by lamarjacksonisdaddy June 22, 2023

herman

Famous and best portrait on Canvas, he likes Wurstsemmeln.

Yo let's draw a herman on canvas.

by being used by someone else September 30, 2012

herman

a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!

dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!

by the Sam man April 17, 2008

herman

Verb. The sexual act where a man forces an unsuspecting woman's head down into his crotch while sticking his other hand up her skirt.

If you want this job, you'll have to let me herman you.

by Clint Beastwood6 November 8, 2011