Herbwit 

Herbwit - Generally a bloke, that’s laughed at about what they do, but they genuinely don’t realise what is funny, but they go with flow because they’d be to embarrassed to question why.

you see them at functions, clubs, motives and pubs. They always have a booze in their hand and they talk to girls about anything, not even trying to get laid! Just finding someone to chat with

Tim: Yo Alan, you coming to Spoons(Pub) later?

Alan: Yeah I’ll be there. Is John, that Herbwit going to be there?

Tim: Oh you know him, he’s always guaranteed to be there, that’s his Gaf, haha, always chatting to some girl there about blimmin cosmic stars or something, and always embarrasses himself afterwards.

Herbwit by FriedPat December 23, 2022

herbiture 

a person who smokes marijuana,and or posseses it.

Eric is such an herbiture.

herbiture by Dylan Starkbrookuab March 9, 2008

herbity berbity

Herbity Berbity is a phrase used to annoy teachers in school and parents at home. It means nothing but you have to say it in a constipated voice and quickily. It is used to act like you have trets. Can also be changed into the form Herbity Berbin, Herbindy Berbity, Herbinmiester, Herbinator Berbinator, or other forms made up by any one. Can be combined to form complex herbity berbs or left singular for the casual herbity gooch. If you really want to get fancy adding gooch in there will cause the bitches to line up at your door.

Teacher: "After you simplify-"
Student: "Herbity Berbity!"

"Hey bro how was the herbinmeister berbity herbity berbin last night?"
"It was the casual herbity berb herbinator."

herbity berbity by Lil' Biggums September 2, 2012

herbit 

a person that is secluded from society and just focused on the herb

Boy, George has sure turned into a herbit since he got that hookah.

herbit by Topcat450 December 9, 2008

herbit 

dude who stays home alone on friday night and jerks it to lord of the rings

That herbit has a hard on for Frodo and he wants to lick his Baggins

herbit by Version of the Truth March 25, 2010

Jake Herwitz 

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

Jake Herwitz by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

Herbitration 

Also known as Hibernation.

One day in school, A teacher asked what animals do during the winter, and my girlfriend, excitedly raised her hand knowing the answer, the teacher called on her and she exclaimed, "I know!! It's Herbitration!!!" and the whole class started laughing.

Also see, Herbitrate, and Herbitrating

Go herbitrate on that.

Shh, Be quiet I'm Herbitrating.

Don't bother me I'm going into herbitration!

Herbitration by Derek Keith December 27, 2005