The old ones say that he is descended from Hercules himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death on the battlefield was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life - fear is not a word in his vocabulary. Women want him and men want to be him.

Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.

somebody who ate all the food during the act of smoking marijuana, before anyone has the munchies.

He is a little, unemotional bitch. But he always got your back and some food in his pockets.

A skinny cunt who does everything his best friend tells him to do, because he's a fucking idiot.

Hendrik is pretty much the best person to ever walk this earth. Having Hendrik in your life is truly a blessing and you should never take his presence for granted. If you're extremely lucky maybe you'd get the privilege to be able to call him yours, even though he's way too good for anybody. He always has the best hoodies, you'll struggle to take them off or leave them alone because they're so comfy. Best part is, he's willing to share them. Hendrik is impossibly handsome and attractive, you'll never be able to take your eyes off of him. But what's even harder, is getting him off your mind. He's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning, the last thing you think of when you fall asleep at night, and every second in between. (Hendrik will also have plant children with you, he'll name them after naval commanders who fought eachother in the american revolution, and he makes a great plant dad.)