Hemorlube 

Verb: Prior to performing anal sex with a partner (male or female), one agitates the hemorrhoids surrounding the anus so as to cause the area to become lubricated.

I ran out of KY so when she agreed to anal I had to hemorlube

her ass!

Hemorlube by c-budo August 14, 2010

Hemoglober 

A rich or very well off person that has a crack cocaine habit.

“Look at that guy, no way he’s actually smoking crack in a Tesla. Thats an actual hemoglober”.

Hemoglober by Hemoglober August 26, 2022