Helsinki Syndrome 

A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.

From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.

Helsinki Syndrome by r3loaded August 14, 2011

Helsinki syndrome 

Being bit of an idiot and getting your syndromes mixed up.

I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.

Helsinki syndrome by Richie Hamster August 1, 2011

Helsinki Syndrome 

When a Scandinavian country holds an American president long enough so that they can become indoctrinated In into their Russian captors beliefs.

Today’s American president spent two hours with the Russian president and damn, he’s already corroborated. I thought the Helsinki Syndrome would take longer than this up north.

Helsinki Syndrome by Russksipuppet July 19, 2018

Helsinki Syndrome 

A condition that affects programmers at different rates, where they become functionally blind to the defects in legacy code they are required to work in regularly. The only known treatment is for the affected programmer to be required to explain the code to a new programmer. The embarrassment at not already having fixed the code causes a short period of clear thinking. However within a short time both programmers will suffer from the effects and it'll remain unchanged.

Sorry, I didn't realize how bad my Helsinki Syndrome was. Yes...Yes all the config is hard coded.

Helsinki Syndrome by Grummle September 1, 2020

helsinki syndrome crying 

When you have been kidnapped for a long time then get freedom but deeply miss your kidnappers

You:booo hoooo hoooooooo I miss all my friends who are now in prison cause of me........Helsinki syndrome crying

helsinki syndrome crying by real phrases January 11, 2014