Hell Ticket 

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.

I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.

Hell Ticket by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019

One Way Ticket to Hell 

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

One Way Ticket to Hell by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

vip ticket to hell 

1. The merchandise that the click sells.
2. Doing something so fucking bad that satan himself gives you a literal special ticket to hell.

1. John: Yo dude i just bought a Vip ticket to hell.
James: im taking that as a threat.
2. Peter: you cant believe what i did (after 10 hours worth of things that even need to be censored on urban dictionary).
Satan: look dude im gonna keep it short, your going to hell and im going to give a vip ticket to hell.

vip ticket to hell by Urbdicdayismay23 July 16, 2023