The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.
Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
by InfiniteShoX October 4, 2017
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