Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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A voluptuous curvy fat woman who attracts chubby chasers.
I like to find me some hefty honeys that make a fried chicken so good it'll make you slap yo mama!
by PWizard April 11, 2015
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An adjective or noun for fucking anything
Your mom got quite a hefty ransom off me last night
by Xcubecolt January 26, 2017
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A very large female
I love ur bird simon, she is a hefty bitch , she is so fat
by mitch00uk April 18, 2015
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did you see that girl that ....... fucked the other night? she was a right hefty piece
by therealsparkneon July 22, 2010
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Gnar to an obscene extent, ie.

1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.

2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.
1. Bro, did you see that Maserati? Hefty gnar.

2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.

3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!
by Midnight_Toker February 13, 2009
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A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.
Mike: So I had a hot date last night.

Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?

Mike: You know it brosef.

Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.
by mikew July 22, 2006
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