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Heart-Burn 

A sub-species of the female genus, this tiny but voluptuous creature is the most difficult organism on the planet, constantly being a pain in the ass and hard-of-head. Truly stubborn, this mammal will frustrate you beyond belief. It is quite possible she scoops ice cream and has a diet consisting mostly of cheese.
Oofa, heart-burn is really killing me lately.

Oh heart-burn, how I hate thee.
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Heart Burn

The act of pouring gasoline down ones throat into the mid section and ignighting the gasoline as to burn the insides out. Usually done towards one you don't regard as a friend.
that asshole didn't pay me my money, I should give him heart burn

You give me heart burn 

When a person has a crush on you but you turn em down

HeartBurst 

(n.): A warm, exited, and joyful expansion in your heart over something that you love. (original use: Wild Mantle Founder, Avi Loren Fox 2012). Also, #HeartBursts.
Q: "So, is he the one?"
A: "Yes, he gives me heartbursts!"
HeartBurst by WildMantle May 17, 2015

heartburn 

A fiery ass fuck.

If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is TUMS.
“Dood, my heart feels like it’s riding a volcano through my throat.”
“Bro..you got heartburn.”
heartburn by Mclovin 4321 June 27, 2019

Spanish Heartburn 

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass
Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.
Spanish Heartburn by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

heartburn 

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.
"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"
heartburn by William Woody August 13, 2005