hazbeen

big hairy dog. 2 boobs - one called Betty, other called Boris. Hates Pointy. Absolute Loser.

hazbeen, you are a loser.

by Jacs February 8, 2005

hasbeend

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009

hasbeen

In direct opposition to a wannabe, a popular musician, singer or rock star who is no longer popular but still acts like it.

The club owner says to a fledgling rock band,"This club books more wannabees than hasbeens because we support our local talent. You've got the gig."

by dearhearts November 4, 2003

All County [Hasbeen]

Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.

Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.

by David Hills October 2, 2007

hasbeen

someone who USED to be famous but now is nothing more than a puss with nothing better to do than try to get back in business

David - Yo nigga did u see "Rock Of Love" last night?
Kenny - Naa son Bret Michaels is a fuckin hair straightening, eye liner wearing, spray on tanned douche bag hasbeen.

by sal flip February 5, 2008

Hasbeen

Someone who graduates from high school and can't except the fact that they are no longer in high school and continue to hang around with high schoolers. They cant move on and continue to hang around their hometown. Never leaving. #losers #moveonewithyourlife #kendra

Kendra is such a hasbeen. Oh my gosh are they ever go leave, like stop being a hasbeen.

by Realbitch00 February 18, 2017

Hazben

Chaotic mayhem that includes demons, hell, and death. And apparently is also a hotel that Charlie runs in hell for the over population of demons. 😈

This place is hazben.

by Non Catholic Caterpillar February 6, 2019