Hayley Effect 

The effect of losing the ability to spell after following a grammatically incorrect comment made by a friend. Therefore succumbing to the residual illiteracy that surrounds them.

Mitch ~ "How are you?"

Hayley ~ "I'm gud"

Mitch ~ "That's grate too here"

Brooksey ~ "You have a bad case of the Hayley effect"

Hayley Effect by Mitch AKA G'Kryptonite October 19, 2008

The Hayley effect 

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty

There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.

The Hayley effect by austech park August 29, 2013

The Haley Hartman Effect 

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.

Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect

The Haley Hartman Effect by I.think.itz.fine April 23, 2023