The sexiest man found on the beach of Cabo. Just seeing him makes you drool and take of his clothes. His incredibly sexy swimmers body makes you want to take him strait to bed for the ride of your life. Hes amazing in bed and can make any of your dreams come true. This man is seriously the best thing ever created.
damn look at hayes i want him inside of me
by bigbooty111 December 11, 2011
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The perfect guy. Hes amazing. A awesome perosnialy, hes soo cute, and hes just so fun to hang with. Hes the best kisser and will make u feel amzing
i heard ur bf is Hayes
Ya i love him so mcuh
by Sarahmayyy February 17, 2019
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An area in West London where all the immigrants hide and reside. If they're not immigrants their parents most likely are. Every guy you see is some wet (Somali/Asian mostly) roadman who deals and smokes on the daily n every girl is some Asian level chav or a polish teen mum on benefits w a collection of Juicy tracksuits. Most immigrants are undocumented so they fuck and marry some polish girls to get papers but then divorce them, most likely why you see so many of em pregnant n single around here. It's impossible to not see a crackhead roaming around every time you enter this town, they're everywhere. Oh, and it smells like tar and piss.

But honestly, behind all that shit, Hayes is sick. You experience so many things and the people are so diverse so you don't get much racism apart from the occasional sweaty white bald man who stops at the pub n tells you to go back to your country but that's about it. It's not close to perfect but you learn to admire all the imperfections and once you live here for a while you won't wanna leave.
person 1: what's Hayes like?

person 2: it's like when you see a buff girl but when you look close up she's butters. but when you hang w her you notice that all those flaws are just a part of who she is n you find her buff but in a different way init, like it means something rather than just some bird who looks piff but has dead convo. and her pum might smell like tar and piss but once you get to eating that shit its like licking a sweet ass lollipop.
by boonk shit August 08, 2017
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Hayes is another work for testicle pudding.
1. As Jimmy pulled out of Sarah's vag, he let his hot load of Hayes all over her tits.
2. My head hurts, I could definatly go for a good shot of Hayes right now.
3. After watching his favorite porno dvd, Clancy noticed his belly botton was filled to the brim with Hayes.
by Bronko February 09, 2008
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A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other
I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.
by David November 19, 2004
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A Hayes is a slim thicc sister that you always want to hang out with! She has great taste in music and is in love with Grayson Dolan. She loves memes and enjoys playing roblox. She is always loyal to her friends and family, and has a hilarious personality. If you’re ever uncomfortable, look for a Hayes to help you out!
Wow, ur thicc, you must be a Hayes!
by kitten005 March 03, 2019
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Pulling a hayes is getting stuck up a hill during icy conditions, thus sliding backwards and crashing
During our wrestling trip, our coach pulled a hayes and we all prayed
by Andrew and joel February 26, 2009
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