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Pooping ones pants while running
When I go running I need to be near a bathroom because I don't want to end up haydoing.
haydoing by emptyluggage December 9, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Haydoing is to always complain about brutal constopation and never actually be a functioning adult.
Haydo- I still haven't had a shit in 4 weeks.

The Boys- Haydo you don't actually have an ass to shit out from , stop being haydoing
Haydoing by anderswars June 27, 2019
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Haydoning 

Usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. Also when a misfortunate even occurs.
Person 1: Yo, I dropped 4 g's on the floor
Person 2: Fuck man, that's such a Haydon Yeung

Teacher: You have a 10 page essay due tomorrow

Student: You've got to be fucking Haydoning me!
Haydoning by DanAlbasry February 18, 2009

haydingle 

harry the haydingle is what is known as a limited item. they only make them two, three times a year tops. we are obliged to eat as many as possible
this guys is such a haydingle
haydingle by unblcuiclcky svene June 16, 2023

haydoxing 

Haydoxing is the act of committing many consecutive acts of insurance fraud.
I can't believe people are still getting away with haydoxing these days, you'd think the insurance companies would somehow put a stop to it.
haydoxing by Anne Fehrnah January 26, 2018
Some guy who apparently likes wearing green and is a lot different online than he is irl
"Hey haydong have you heard of amogus"
Haydong by GiraR487 April 28, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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