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Haverford School

Gayest school in america for many reasons
-pride themselves on being meatheads but are pussies
-think they're awesome because they get with beat radnor girls
-always travel in packs so they don't get jumped because they are pussies
-Only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at
-They go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)
-And probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the pussiest, most homosexual, preppiest and thing ever

-THEIR SLOGAN IS "GREAT MINDS, BIG HEARTS, REMARKABLE BOYS"

-enough said
haverford school guy 1"yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?"
guy 2 "of course dude, but hey first let's go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro"
guy 1 "aha dude for sure bro"
guy 2 " yeah dude we are soo awesome"
guy 1 " I know right, maybe just you and I can chil tonight you know...alone"
guy 2 "sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all"

Haverford School

an organization of the largest pussies you will ever meet. having the most over rated sports teams in inter ac along with the worst teams. often seen traveling in packs with scared looks on their faces and will be seen wearing coats and ties or khakis and a hat carrying a lacrosse stick. scared of all other schools especially cha. love to participate in drug rings in there free time while their faculty makes the front pages. their slogan is preparing boys for life ... i'll leave it at that
haverford school guy 1 : broo do you want to go rip some twine with me
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces

Haverford School

Actual conversation among Haverford guys:
Guy 1: "What's that thing with the cameras? Like with the pictures on it and like..."
Others: "Uhhhhhhh..."
EA Girl: "A negative."
All Haverford Guys: "Ohhh yeah negative!" (High Fives All Around)
Guy 2: "Yooo, when I was in school, it took like 1 second to think of words, and now it takes like... 5 seconds."
All: "Yeahhhh" (More High Fives)
Hasn't that guy been in high school for like 6 years?
Yeah, he goes to The Haverford School.
Haverford School by Proud Parent September 21, 2005

The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.
Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up

The Haverford School

The preppiest all boys school you will ever meet. This school basically invented waspy. Haverford as it is referred to breeds stuck up white boys who whole heartedly believe they are better than everyone else. Common traits of an attendee are; being an asshole, having too much money, doing a lot of stupid shit frequently, and sleeping with girls from Agnes Irwins. Dispite the horrid personalities that attend it seems the school only lets in people hand crafted by god, the whole student body is gorgeous. Finally, he defining trait of The Haverford School is that even the dumbest ones will go to an Ivy because of their families power and the power of the schools name on a resume.
I'm currently taking fuckboy classes at the haverford school.
The Haverford School by Allen202 August 20, 2017

Haverford Middle School 

A place full of annoying, petty, lying bitches who are fake as hell.
Haverford Middle School is the worst school in delco
Haverford Middle School by Yeetyyeetq December 17, 2016

haverford high school 

Hell on earth but still fun
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