Have sex

Something you never will have since you're reading this. I mean you spend too much time on the internet

I tried to have sex with my sister.. no?

I tried to have sex with my wife but she was not in the mood

by MrWolfyWP April 24, 2018

have sex

A mocking gesture made in response to someone’s arguments perceived to be defending the actions or idealogies of incels.

A: I don’t know you don’t see attractiveness being a primary factor in getting dates. There’s already plenty of evidence that lookism is real and affects people’s lives on a daily basis. So what exactly is your argument?

B: have sex

by TeamMalty May 12, 2019

have sex

The cradle of civilization. Y'all wouldn't be reading this if it weren't for this. In fact, most of you sick little monkeys are actually doing it as you are reading this. If you're lucky, it'll be with a member of the opposite gender.

Bangin', humpin', motion in the ocean, feeding your dog a biscuit, stuffing the ol turkey, driving through the tunnell, inserting the probe, vaginal spelunking, breaking cherries, bumping uglies, etc.

by Ocafi January 8, 2005

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

have sex like bunnies

To have sex TONS of times a day. Comes from the fact that bunnies reproduce at a more rapid rate than humans, and therefore they have lots of sex. This style of fucking can be found among sexaholics, and particularly among horny college students.

Person 1: Hey, I haven't seen Julia and Dan all day. Have you?

Person 2: No, but I can hear them having crazy sex from my dorm room.

Person 1: They're still going at it?!?

Person 2: Yeah, this must be the 7th time today. They have sex like bunnies.

by name name name May 13, 2006

have sex with me

A phrase I’m which people use when they want to have sex with someone and want to be outright and sexy.

Random guy on the street: Hello. How are you?

Random girl on the street: Come here. (Grab man’s collar) Let’s go back to my house.

AT HER HOUSE
Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
Guy: OKAY! LET’S DO IT! I HAVE BEEN HORNY SINCE I MET YOU!

Then they have sex

by Bjb Bjb Bjb November 13, 2017

have sex with me bitch

The way of trying to force someone into having sex with you. Or in more modern terms, fucking you. If you use this phrase it could scare the person off, or make them more interested. Just don’t try this please-

Scared partner version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: AHHH NOOOO NOT NOWW
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.

by thatonepansexualgamer July 5, 2022