have on

To “Have on” is a term which means, being in the possession of drugs, mainly marijuana. As in having on them.

Guy 1: Does anyone need on? I have some with me right now.

Guy 2: Yeah! Can I have on? What have you got?

by Dento November 25, 2017

Do u have games on ur phone?

This sentence is used normally from a yougen within the age of 5-9. Many young children get drop kicked after asking this question.
Do u have game on ur phone?

Child: "Hey Laila"

Me: "What do you want now"

Child: "Do u got games on ur phone?"

Me: *violently drop kicks yougen out of my room*
Do u have games on ur phone?

by "I AM GETTING TRIGGERED" -Drew February 22, 2019

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

I Have It On Vinyl

A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.

Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.

Hipster: I have it on vinyl.

Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?

Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.

Normal guy: Whatever.

by AlexeiTheTroll January 21, 2011

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

We're gonna have fun on this island

A quote from Lord Of The Flies. Simon, a nearly mute character who is very in touch with nature and at peace with himself, suffers a hallucination at the top of a jungle mountain on an island. He stares at a (real) pig's head impaled on a stick and imagines that he hears it taunting him and daring him to hope for rescue.

Person Being Hugged: "Dude, let go. I have to get back to work."

Hugger: "No! We're gonna have fun on this island!"

by Knarf1995 October 27, 2011

chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005