Haustine

A sneaky little slut, who enjoys murfing people's seats and hausing frits in her spare time. A haustine is a big fan of doing the Haustice at the bar...

Jemmy: Did you see that sneaky little slut who was hitting on Frits boyfriend.

Benit: Ya she was definetly a haustine...

by Katie Hauszell February 10, 2010

hapstinence

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

by southcounty05 January 14, 2017

Haustina

A women of large physical stature.

Female version of a haus.

Becky looked really large in those jeans. She's a haustina.

I typically only go for skinny girls, but this haustina was all over me.

Amy from pitch perfect is a haustina.

by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021