Hatfish

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

Hatfish

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

Hatfish

A man who is wearing a hat in every picture of his online dating profile and thus hiding the fact he is bald. Only for the unsuspecting woman to find out about said baldness in real life.

‘I went on a date and he was bald’ surely you already knew this prior to the date? No he had a hat on in all his pictures. ‘Oh no he was a hatfish’

by Cassmarie20 May 16, 2019

hatfish

A person who is only attractive when they are wearing a hat

"He took his hat off and looked like a completely different person. A total hatfish"

by Meyonce January 22, 2019

hatfish

A hatfish is a boy or girl who looks very good when wearing a hat, but when people see them without the hat its like they're a completely different uglier person.

I saw the boy from the party the other day, and he was way uglier. I can't believe he hatfished me.

by Kelly1920 October 1, 2018

Hatfish

When some looks like they have great hair but once the hat comes off, oh boy! Look at that receding hairline.

Remember that guy with the long hair? He totally hatfished me! There was barely anything on top.

by Deebeezzz February 7, 2022

HatFish

Consistently wearing a hat to hide one's bald head or bad hairline.

He took off his hat and he was Bald. He HatFish Me!

by FlyBabe December 21, 2023