A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.
by I.think.itz.fine April 24, 2023
Prolific singer songwriter and record producer popular in the 1980's. His most recognizable hit "I can dream about you" is featured in the 1984 movie"streets of fire" dan hartman passed away in 1994.way too soon!
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
A thick ass bitch who plays a dyke sport usually like flag football or softball. Hannah will make u laugh but she takes an overwhelming amount of thirst booty pics which can be distracting, along with her daily amount of dick necesarry to have a well balanced diet.
by Hottest kid in all of florida November 22, 2017
The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.
Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?
Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.
Attorney: Please elaborate.
Defendant: I don't know nothin'!
Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.
Attorney: Please elaborate.
Defendant: I don't know nothin'!
Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
by BUBBS January 17, 2014
a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.
by badb111 June 10, 2021
He Tom Hartman on me
by Muffffffaaaassssssaaaaa August 16, 2017
A total disappointment no matter what they try to do, fails at everything in life. Usually fat and has a gamer dad. Enjoys sports but isn’t particularly good at them. (Typically gay)
by Fiire boy November 12, 2019