a highly overrated book about kid who realises he is a wizard and goes off to a boarding school called Hogwarts.He has two best friends called Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.He also has an owl called Hedwig. i've read 5 of the books and honestly don't see what all the fuss is about.

v. transitive, to stab another in the dick with a broom

some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.

The Harry Potter is a sexual move that occurs when there are two partners participating in anal sex, and the "giving" partner pulls out but continues the anal penetration with his finger now acting as the penis unknowingly to the "receiving" partner. The "giving" partner then will fake ejaculation by spitting on the "receiving" partners back. Since the "receiving" partner assumes that the sexual activity has ceased, she/he turns around to face the "giving" partner as is typical after any sexual activity. The "giving" partner will then scream "avada kadavra", and while holding his penis like a wand he will ejaculate on the "receiving" partners face followed by taking the hand used for penetration and drawing the iconic lightning bolt scar on the "receiving" partners forehead with the feces extracted from the receiving partners anus.

An evil book series that explicitly mentions witchcraft in nearly every chapter. It is an enemy of Jesus and you should never let your kids read/watch it. Show them The Passion of the Christ instead.

A kid who is a magic man

After a messy anal experience, one pulls out, taps the "receiver" on the shoulder. When he/she turns around, he/she receives a firm and messy cock-tap on the forehead, leaving a brown mark resembling the scar on the fictional wizard's forehead.