A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.
Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!
Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!
Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!
Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
by John Harris Ram December 8, 2018
When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.
George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.
Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?
George: I guess so?
Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.
Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?
George: I guess so?
Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.
by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021
Known For Slapping Non-Pennsylvanians Like Californians, New Yorkers, Etc. And The Word “Baji” Harrisburg Is Also Referred To The “ Burg” Or “HBG” Plus Is The Capital Of Pennsylvania And Has A High Crime Rate And We Can’t Forget MiddlesWorth Chips Omg Xoxo.Some Lingo Talk Are “Joe” “ Throw Me The Oop” And The World Famous “Jawn”. HBG Is A Promising City And The City Has A Great Vibe
by MeccaOfPa May 27, 2018
There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023
a small city outside of Sioux Falls, which is known to be the home of hicks and fake ass hoes. everyone from Harrisburg inherently hates Brandon Valley, and nobody likes "burg" because they're actually good at sports.
dave: did you see Harrisburg, SD made it to state this year?
jack: yeah, but they won't win, they choke every year
jack: yeah, but they won't win, they choke every year
by JuiceWrldAintDead January 25, 2021