harper is cool
by rainbowcreeperYT March 15, 2023
harper... literally my favorite person. gorgeous, amazing, and stubborn, she has an amazing sense of humor and can brighten your day with just her smile. she accepts people for who they are and can finish a netflix series in less than a week. she's there for her friends whenever they need her and is always ready for an adventure. she's one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and her laugh is contagious. harper is the kind of person that can joke around all day and have a super deep conversation with you five minutes later. her spontaneity and honesty make her an incredible friend and I'm so lucky to have her.
by banana_boats March 14, 2021
by Ji Youn Young December 12, 2009
A very nice smart Handsome boy who can be irritating sometimes but when it comes down to it he is your bestfriend .
O i like harper
by Truth teller 05 February 13, 2018
by Preston H. August 11, 2017
v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.
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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.
Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?
Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?
by gnostic 1 June 16, 2013
Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.
See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)
It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.
External references:
100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)
It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.
External references:
100Reasons.ca
ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."
If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.
Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.
This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.
If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.
There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.
Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.
This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.
If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.
There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven April 25, 2011