Harold Bishop

Quasi-backwards-subverted Cockney rhyming slang for "Barry White" which in turn is Cockney rhyming slang for "shite". Additional fence created to pay respects to the big man, whom is no longer with us.

"Saw the new Iron Man last night." "Any good?" "Nah, it was Harold"
"I thought I'd enjoy my new job but it turned out it was Harold Bishop".

Harold Bishop by AngryBradley June 9, 2013

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Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

Harold Bishop Syndrome by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024

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HaroldBishopsLoveChild

Noun. An individual who enjoys deriding others in jest with sarcasm, wit and puns that are sometimes uncharacteristically humourous.

Often associated with stirring faeces and comments engineered specifically to increase the targets blood pressure.

When spotted for his adept witty banter and general childish behaviour will display indignation that he is actually maturing into adulthood.

David Attenborough: Watch as the HaroldBishopsLoveChild stalks his prey, his web has been sPUN WITh SARCASM.

HaroldBishopsLoveChild by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 3, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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