Harold Bishop

Quasi-backwards-subverted Cockney rhyming slang for "Barry White" which in turn is Cockney rhyming slang for "shite". Additional fence created to pay respects to the big man, whom is no longer with us.

"Saw the new Iron Man last night." "Any good?" "Nah, it was Harold"
"I thought I'd enjoy my new job but it turned out it was Harold Bishop".

Harold Bishop by AngryBradley June 9, 2013

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Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

Harold Bishop Syndrome by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024

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HaroldBishopsLoveChild

Noun. An individual who enjoys deriding others in jest with sarcasm, wit and puns that are sometimes uncharacteristically humourous.

Often associated with stirring faeces and comments engineered specifically to increase the targets blood pressure.

When spotted for his adept witty banter and general childish behaviour will display indignation that he is actually maturing into adulthood.

David Attenborough: Watch as the HaroldBishopsLoveChild stalks his prey, his web has been sPUN WITh SARCASM.

HaroldBishopsLoveChild by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 3, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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