When something is suspect or you're in a situation in which you maybe doing drugs or other illegal things and a parent or person with authority may be coming in which case you say "harold" to warn the group to stop what theyre doing.
by fyla kine June 14, 2018
the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
Harold: …
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 13, 2021
Average L Taker that exists and does not conform to any stereotypical societal norms. He's really tall, but has a tendency to get rejected by every single girl that he has ever loved. He is however really nice once you get to know him, he sometimes has a tendency to say shut up and Go Email Ann, but we all love him very dearly, no matter how many L's he can take within a day.
Harold ga shinda!
by EQEIQE June 9, 2023
He's literally almost the perfect man: smart, funny, EXTREMELY attractive, shy, rich, has a big dick and is good in bed. BUT he's unloyal.
by hope you read this November 22, 2021
guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight
by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021
Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.
by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022
Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.
by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021