hardwood

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 11, 2007

Hardwood

The basketball court

Lebron is a beast on the hardwood 🏀

by Trillio January 9, 2016

hardwood

A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.

"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"

by KrisRach October 11, 2012

Hardwood

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

by sir constipator April 19, 2018

hardwood

An artificial intelligence sent from the year 8888 to introduce the ideology of the Absolute Love For Cocks into the old world.

person 1: sexual innuendo
hardwood: sexual innuendo with homosexuality
personX: @hardwood

by heartwood July 27, 2021

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005