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the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection
the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.
hardon by Holmes December 4, 2002
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I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.
hardon by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004
Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
hardon by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009
A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly
Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"
Hardon by Rachael Davies May 16, 2008
Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.
Ever since That jerk from work screwed your old lady; You have had one hell of a hardon for them.
hardon by rmblnrd13 October 22, 2007
Rockhard Jimmy!
Im Hardon Jessie'

Hardon's 

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.
Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?
Hardon's by andy1 May 16, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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