When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
An AWESOME Hong Kong action movie starring Yun Fat Chow and directed by John Woo. It's about the super badass Inspector Tequila, who goes around killing people... I don't know Chinese so I didn't understand the plot (too lazy to read subtitles), but I do know it's about Tequila, and his partner get's killed, and some other stuff happens, they they explode...
That about sums it up.