hard wood

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

by spastic biscuit February 22, 2005

Hard wood

Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning

"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"

by PWNTOTHEFACETHHHTHHH June 27, 2008

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Power buffing that hard wood

2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.

i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.

by Jesse Shaw aka crawdad aka j-shaw January 18, 2008

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021