happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.

My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.

happy half by c_money324 August 7, 2018

happy half-naked time 

1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.

Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.

happy half-naked time by jdillpickle May 12, 2007

Happy half hour 

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

Happy half hour by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

half a happy dick by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

halfway happy 

You're happy to hear a thing, but then you hear that thing is 3 months later, you're happy and at the same time you sad.

You can see that word from Stranger Things's Season 2.

Dad: You're gonna meet with Stranger Things Cast!

Boy: Oh God, I'm so happy !

Dad: But it's 3 months later.

Boy: Halfway happy.

halfway happy by AustraL March 4, 2018

halfway happy 

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

halfway happy by AustraL February 11, 2018