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Handsome Jack 

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.
Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

Handsome jack 

Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.
“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory

Handsome Jack 

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
Handsome Jack by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

Handsome Jack 

Someone you can tell a mile off

Beautiful girlfriend/wife far far out of his league

Usually a monger

A propper half breed looking thing

Sometimes even makes a strong noise

And walks with a hunch and or limp
Mate did you see that gorgeous girl with a handsome Jack

How did that cretin get a girl like that
Handsome Jack by Strong hand John December 29, 2017
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026