When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
by whorab May 29, 2010
A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
by takewhatIhave April 13, 2006
A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
by thepinkranger5 August 7, 2011
Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
by tinkabilly April 18, 2015
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!
Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.
Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.
Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
by UHMASTER January 25, 2011
Noun--The act of riding on the back of a harley davidson motorcycle with a biker dude and calmly reaching your arm around his torso in order to jerk him off, while feeling the vibrations of the motorcycle on the bottom of your sack.
by Harleyhandy June 12, 2009