SHJ

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Second Hand Jamming- listening to others music blaring through their car speakers as an alternative to your own. In rare cases, SHJ has been known to cause accidents when attempting to follow another vehicle too closely in order to enjoy their tunes.

Dude, you gotta get a handle on that SHJ. We all love 'Friday', but you've really got your bumper up his ass.

SHJ by Webster's b**** April 3, 2011

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SHJ

Getting a handjob while sleeping.

Sleeping Hand Job SHJ

SHJ by Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 7, 2011

Related Words

Shja • Shjon • SHJ • Shjabulana • Shjamaile • shjame • shjan • Shjana • Shjansu • Shjarn

Shjazzle

To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

Shjazzle by John J Black August 12, 2012

Shjon

the most cutest, smartest, athletic, well-known, outgoing, fast growing, amazing, funniest, idiotic guy you will ever meet. he may act shy but once you get to know him hes pretty crazy .

"hey have you seen that shjon since last year?!"

Shjon by dogsmakemesmile47 November 29, 2011

wotr shjeep

The holy sheep that looks over broland, after slavery and tragic and painful death. Felix regrets being mean to the elevated one wotr sheep

"Wotr shjeep take this offering *bell rings 3 times*

Wotr sheep is holy

wotr shjeep by persuaden July 25, 2019

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

Shjt

Another way to say "shit"
for getting past chat filters and such

By using the "j" it will make it look like the real word....just like Bitch and Bjtch

I fuqing hate combat arms shjty chat filter

Shjt by Keldran February 26, 2009

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026