The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
by Scotty2Hotty99 July 22, 2008
When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!
by totallynotaposer August 31, 2016
A nickname for the Australian VB (Victoria Bitter) beer stubby. These bottles are shaped like hand grenades, hence the name.
by Ozzie IBBO June 21, 2010
When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".
Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.
by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010
by The Red Devil October 12, 2021
by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019
When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.
Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.
by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005