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Han Fu - noun: Typically an asian adolescent who suffers from childhood obesity and still traumatised by the fact till today, an average Han Fu normally excels impressively in math, but somehow fails tremendously at everything else - predominantly in arts, language & athletics. However despite all the manifested negative quality of this person, his intelligence & appearances can automatically make you feel incredibly pleased with yourself, therefore he is naturally an ideal selection for a best friend, one could almost say he is a rare specimen, once you miss it, you could never wish the opportunity to return. In conclusion, love him like your father, and he will treat you like your mother.
Person A "Did you finish your math assignments?"
Person B "No, have you? We are ought to fail at life!"
Person A "Most definitely, of course, you have witnessed the fury of Mr Banana."
Person B "Tell me with your uppermost honesty, did you actually complete those work by yourself?"
Person A "Pssh, of course not, Han Fu did it for me!"
by Erection July 07, 2015
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