hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

hammer turkey by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

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Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

Hammer Turkey by Gabba February 23, 2005

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