Fat and arrogant, yet knowledgeable in useless ways. Lazy. Unable to understand others feelings or enjoy anything besides fighting. Generally unagreeable and nasty. Lonely and obsessive.
by hackermaster765447 December 20, 2013
An absolute FOP. Better off known as the guy with the excessive facial hair, or the guy who manages to scare the hell out of entire crowds with his extremely loud and random outbursts of laughter. He can be recognised out of large gatherings by his large brow ridge, which epitomises the theory of evolution. He also posesses the ability to make almost anyone laugh and is rarely seen alone, or without his precious side-kicks fetus button or sid.
by monstherr March 8, 2010
A hamish is a guy who has a low level of self-awareness. He always stares at two girls in particular for extended periods of time and is very creepy. He acts as though girls are some kind of weird creatures that are just there to look pretty for him to stare at. This guy will stare at a lot of people and not know when to break eye contact but stares at girls most often.
Person 1: Hamish is always staring at me in class!
Person 2: ME TOO! it's so weird
Person 1: IKR! It makes me so uncomfortable.
Person 2: same
Person 2: ME TOO! it's so weird
Person 1: IKR! It makes me so uncomfortable.
Person 2: same
by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020
by Hello boyfriend(hamish) March 16, 2017
by Big pee pee man2517 March 17, 2019
Hamish, also known as 'Maccas' is a poor iPhone peasent with a fetish work wood, metal, leather and whip craft. Scientists finally discovered the smallest measurement physically possible( the Micromaccas) when they measured his dick.
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