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Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010
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