Ham & Eggs
Act in which the testicles are placed in the eyesockets of a sleeping person. The penis is laid over the bridge of the nose. The result looks like a plate of Ham and Eggs
Ham & Eggs by Stephen J. Graves Jr. November 6, 2004
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Ham & Eggs
Ham & Eggs by Scotty P July 4, 2005
ham or eggs
how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.
girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"
boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."
girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."
boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."
girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."
ham or eggs by tromano33 November 5, 2006
Ham and eggs
Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
Ham and eggs by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
Ham and eggs
Ham and eggs by Sipple September 24, 2006
pressed ham and eggs
To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.
pressed ham and eggs by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008
Chief Ham + Eggs
1. The savior of the Native American Indians.
2. A very pimp comic boock charactor who likes to smoke his pipe.
see also Kosher Frank
2. A very pimp comic boock charactor who likes to smoke his pipe.
see also Kosher Frank
Chief Ham + Eggs by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 2, 2004
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