ham sandwich

When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!

I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"

by tea kettle combat August 15, 2006

Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.

Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.

by Lonestar Comet June 11, 2008

Egg and Ham Sandwich

Term for a bitch.

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.

by Haley Solo August 29, 2019

stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin March 20, 2018

What in the ham sandwich

Another form of "What the HELL?"

What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?

by LaTanya Baker October 2, 2005

Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

by endwalker November 11, 2016

Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018