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Halfwitty

Comments made by a Halfwit trying to sound witty
Pinon trys to belittle people by using Halfwitty comments
by Finicut January 6, 2005
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by *** November 17, 2003
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halfwitticism

Statement which suggests that its speaker is or may be a halfwit, particularly statements made with humourous intent which are, for whatever reason, adjudged to be completely witless: e.g., "Working hard or hardly working?"
Skank: "I literally died when DMc left the 'stang without saying goodbye."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."
by DMc June 15, 2004
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halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty

A gen alpha who cares about his ipad more than his mom/dad and says cringe stuff 24/7
Here is an example
Kid 1: yo hii!
Kid 2: skibidiohiosigmainreallifefanomtaxyinohioyouaremysunshinegedagodigodagoda oh
Kid 1: *commits die*
Kid 3: no my friend!!
Kid 2: skibidiohiorizzlerinohiosigmafanomtaxonlyinohioinkanyewestomeganuggetemojicat
Kid 3: *grabs rpg* die you stupid halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
Kid 2: skibidi bop bop bop ohio simger- *dies*
Example 2:
Teacher: welcome back to class everyone! today we will learn about chemical reacti-
Annoying kid: brr skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes skibidi bubble tea dip ohiooo sigma ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio ohio fanom tax sigma sigma sigma ipad better than mom sigma mewing in ohio skibidi toilet rizzler gy@t omega nugget you are my sunshine sigma gigachad rizz
Teacher: ...
Star Kid: Should we do it?
Teacher: Yes, you can. Get rid of this halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty.
*the kids beat up the annoying kid*
Annoying kid: skibidi bop bop BOP SKIBIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SKIBIDI STOP GRIMACE PUSH HARDER DADDY
Star Kid: everyone move back, im grabbing my rpg.
*everyone exits the room*
*Star kid launches the rocket and the annoying kid dies* die you stupid halfwittedhomiopathichitlerifiicnazipatheticidiotofcringicitty
*everyone enters the room again*
Teacher: Thank you! Anyways, we will learn about chemical reactions.
by EpicDiepLoser77 March 28, 2024
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Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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