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Hamkari's Logic
When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.
Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
Hamkari's Logic by Learth April 11, 2019
Hamàred
A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)
Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk
Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.
Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.
Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.
Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.
Hamàred by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012
Hamari
He's amazing , sweet , kind , sharing , caring , and so much more . His handwriting is a fucking goddess. He always there for you when you down. He always ready to spill tea and he always finds out the tea . He's a keeper . One of the greatest best friends you could ask for. He can be petty if you try him . He always quick to roast a bitch for you or for himself. He's adorable and cute asf . He's not perfect his flaws are alright don't judge him . He's so quick at answering depending if he's busy or not . I swear after you met him , you'll be glad.
Hamari by wassgud123 March 15, 2017
Haymarket
A suburb about 36 miles west of D.C. Used to be open farmland about 15 years ago. Now it has many new residential developments where yuppie families and soccer moms move to get away from the city. Haymarket is the typical post-WWII American Dream vision of suburbia, where mommy, daddy, Bobby, Tammy, and their dog Polly live in a nice big house and are constantly smiling. Nice place to live in if you have a family. Live there while you're single however, and you will slowly lose your sanity, possibly killing yourself in the end. If work in DC and you live out there, your everyday commutes will easily take up 3-4 hours of transportation time due to traffic on Interstate 66.
Patty: "Honey, lets live in a nice big house next to the golf course in Haymarket"
Danny: "Yes sweetie, I'm getting tired of this crazy population here in Fairfax"
Danny: "Yes sweetie, I'm getting tired of this crazy population here in Fairfax"
Haymarket by PhoenixFolded March 27, 2010
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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