Hajime Kashimo

Somebody who does absolutely nothing and dies.

Delivers on punch at their opponent, then discover your attraction to them and become a waffle.
Greatest feat: Beating up an innocent animal that does not speak human language. (Didn't even kill him)

Person A (Uraume): "What shall I prepare for breakfast today"
Person B (Sukuna): "Don't worry about that, I no diffed Hajime Kashimo today and made us some waffles"

Hajime Kashimo by trucksareboring October 8, 2023

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Hajime Kashimo

My teal haired malewife

“I love my malewife Hajime Kashimo”

Hajime Kashimo by watr January 28, 2024

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Hajime Kashimo

Teal haired reincarnated dude that’s over 400 years old, malewife material yet dilf at the same time

“I love Hajime Kashimo”

Hajime Kashimo by watr January 28, 2024

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Hajime Kashimo

hajime kashimo is a 100/10 baddie and he has huge man boobs

boy: hajime kashimo is such a fraud, He did nothing then he died.
man: who cares, he has a phat ass and thats all that matters.

Hajime Kashimo by kashimofeetlicker March 3, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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