Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

by Sparky897 December 22, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

by marco November 16, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound

A pussy, vagina, cunt, love hole, hairy clam etc..

Ohhh sex

by Ron j October 1, 2003

hairy axe wound

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile

dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe

by dr.frank December 21, 2006

hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

hairy axe wound

a euphemism for a vagina. hairy, due to the pubic hair, and an axe wound, since the vagina forms a slit similar to the cut of an axe wound

i sure would like to place my penis in her hairy axe wound

by shingle June 20, 2007

Hairy Axe Wound

Basically, just 1940's slang for a womans vagina.

Often used as an insult or joke.

Go shave your hairy axe wound, slaag!

Guy 1: We were fucking last night and her axe wound was so flipping hairy!

Guy 2: Definitely avoid HER in the future.

by loungelizardairbiscuit April 16, 2010