hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty
God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday
by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019
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Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 08, 2022
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Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.
"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"
by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017
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old hairy meat flap

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap
by First class krew March 28, 2008
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