Hairy Mango

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

by baeornahh June 26, 2014

hairy mango

Delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. Hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.

She asked me to see to her hairy mango.
Can I stuff your hairy mango?

by S Webster Esquire October 24, 2013